You Want Me to Marry a Princess? She's a Widow!

Liu Goudan talks with his servant Liu Goudan: “What? The old man wants me to marry a princess? She’s a widow!!” Servant: “That’s right!” “How old is the princess?” “She’s just turned thirty-six.” “How old am I, young master?” “You’re already eighteen.” “???” “She’s thirty-six, I’m eighteen. She’s older than me.” “That’s right!” “Then why do you make it sound like I’m older than her?” “She’s a widow. Doesn’t the old man know?” “He knows. She’s been widowed for twenty years. That’s great! She can still have children. I can’t even find a widow to marry!” “What if the widow has already had children...” “That’s even better!” “Young master, there’s nothing wrong with marrying a princess.” “Marrying her? I’d be marrying into her family!” “Don’t you often say you want to marry a princess?” “Young master, didn’t you say that if a woman is three years older than a man, he’ll be blessed with a fortune? This woman is eighteen years older, so you’ll get six fortunes!” “When did I ever say that?” “Two years ago, when you were finding my father a wife, you insisted on finding him one three years older. She’s sixty now.” “She may be three years older than your father, but she’s rich!” “Exactly! So the princess is eighteen years older than you, and marrying into her family means even more money!” “I...”