I Have a Fake Book

"Are you deaf when I say I am a foundation-building cultivator?" "You have to show your evidence for foundation-building cultivation!" "Do you think I don't have that strength?" "No, no, sir, we only authenticate documents." At this time, a handsome and elegant man came over, casually picked up a certificate in his hand, and whispered: "Let's verify the card." "I hope it won't take up too much of my time." "Sir, you are actually the legendary Tao and Unity!" "No! There are no orthodox figures in this world!" "Aren't you kidding me?" "No sir, what is standing in front of you now is the only orthodox, nationally certified one in this century!" "Humph, yes." "I have never made any false testimony. I am the Taoist One." The tall and beautiful man walked away.