Doomsday Game, My Profession Is Diaosi

It's the end of the world, and there's a countdown in the sky. The system said that I was a "diaosi", with a hidden profession, and the probability was extremely low. The skill is called "Getting Shot While Lying Down" - the less serious you are in combat, the higher the probability of triggering it. To put it bluntly, you just want me to show off. At the entrance of Novice Village, I was chased by a shared bicycle with my eyes closed. As a result, it hit the wall and died. Server-wide announcement: First kill of elite monster. I saved a "Celestial Dragon", and he said he was right to follow me. Another "rich second generation" came and said he wanted to make money for the whole team. The team panel opens: Diaosi, Tianlongren, rich second generation. On the first day of the apocalypse, I took one person who relied on luck and one person who relied on throwing money to fight the BOSS. The system says that you need to upgrade to survive. I said - lie down for a while. Anyway, if I win, it's mine, if I lose, it's the system's.