I Threw Stuff in the Ninth Inning

My name is Zhang Wei, and I was transferred to the 9th Bureau, a mysterious department that specializes in dealing with strange events. My colleagues are all very talented. Some can draw talismans, some can exorcise demons, and some can tear bloody corpses with their bare hands. And what about me? I just throw things. But the strange thing is that whatever I throw out will always hit the target that is least supposed to be hit. On my first day on the job, I casually threw a work badge downstairs in the haunted residential building—S-level weird, pawn. The boss said: "You have been promoted." I said: "... Didn't you agree to get a civil service job?"