I Was Born with Mortal Bones, Yet All My Descendants Are Immortal Emperors

Lin Fan is reborn as the patriarch of a declining Ninth-Rank clan. Facing external enemies and the threat of a dwindling lifespan, he relies on the [Spirit Field of Time] and lays down three “cowardly” ironclad rules: First, never stir up trouble; yielding to stay alive comes first. Second, keep his cultivation level low in public and always save three layers of hidden trump cards. Third, the patriarch only tends the fields; don't bother him with clan affairs.

He hopes to quietly keep his head down until he dies of old age, but his descendants are more outrageous than the last. His eldest son buys spirit seeds and casually kills a demonic cultivator's holy son, then takes back the clan's immortal artifact. His little granddaughter gets lost while gathering herbs and accidentally enters a sword mound, where she draws the ancient Tai Bai Immortal Sword. His honest great-grandson goes traveling in the mortal world and somehow brings home a princess of the divine dynasty, born with the fate of an emperor...

Years later, when extraterrestrial demons descend and the cultivation world despairs, the unremarkable ancestral hall of the Ninth-Rank Lin clan bursts open. Eighty-one Great Principle Golden Immortals stride through the air, their sword energy illuminating nineteen provinces! The demons crumble: “You call this a declining Ninth-Rank clan?!”

Deep in the ancestral hall, Lin Fan has just finished harvesting spirit chives. He sighs helplessly: “I really only wanted to keep my head down and farm. They're the ones who insisted on competing their way into becoming Immortal Emperors...”