My Online Shopping Experience

As we all know, the cheapest things on online shopping platforms are "lessons." I spent 9.9 Yuan with free shipping and bought a wireless charger that was said to be "universe compatible". I thought that even if it broke, I wouldn't lose much. "... The energy matrix has been activated, and the 'Sky Fire' plan has entered the final preparation stage. Please confirm the coordinates of each tribe." I opened my eyes in a daze and saw the cheap charger disk, which was emitting a faint blue light at the moment. And around it, there was a dense circle of small things - ants. They are using their tentacles to solemnly touch the surface of the charger. Blue light flashes regularly as their antennae wave. I reached for the magnifying glass on the desk and took a closer look. Good guy, on each ant's forehead, an unknown fluorescent paint is used to draw a complex mark that looks like a totem or a circuit diagram. The leading ant, who is slightly larger, is using a matchstick (probably picked up from my stove) to draw a battle plan on the ground, with several unclear symbols next to it. I used my mobile phone to zoom in ten times to take a photo, and tried to identify it with OCR. A line of translation popped up on the screen: "Tonight, capture half of the biscuits on the table and catch the sugar residue alive. Glory goes to the Queen!" I put down my phone and sat on the bed for a long time. Looking at the charger that costs 9.9 Yuan, and then looking at the ant army that is using my charger to make a "divine attack", I have mixed feelings in my heart. The next day, I ordered a whole box of cookies and placed them respectfully on the balcony. Customer service message: "Dear, are you buying this biscuit to feed the ants?" I replied: "No, I am paying protection money."