The Boy Selling Cakes by the Lanke River

Everyone knows that there are three things in the world that cannot be touched. First, the water in Lanke River. Second, the nameless old temple by the river. Third, the young man selling cakes at the entrance of the old temple. The first two cannot be touched because they will kill people. The third thing cannot be touched because he can blackmail people. Young Chen Ergou was originally a poor boy who sold cooking cakes in a riverside town. He was foul-mouthed, afraid of death, and loved taking advantage. His greatest ambition in life was to save thirty taels of silver, buy a donkey, and marry a girl who would not mind his poverty. Until one day, the Lanke River flowed backward for three thousand miles, and a bronze coffin emerged from the bottom of the river. There was no body in the coffin, only a marriage letter written to him. Bride's name: Tianyuan. Only then did the world discover that the boy who quarreled with his aunt every day over two pennies was actually an old debt owed by the heavens a hundred thousand years ago. Chen Ergou himself only has one question about this: "It's okay to get married, but who will pay the bride price?"