My Reincarnation Went 100 Million Points Wrong

On the first day of school, Lin Yi was hit and killed by a truck out of courage. Good news: There is a god who says he can be sent to another world to be reincarnated as Long Aotian. Bad news: The immortal failed the performance appraisal and his reincarnation rights have long been frozen. Worse news: The location was wrong - he woke up on the operating table of an underground organ clinic. The table next door was covered with a white cloth, and a gunfight was going on outside. Lin Yi became famous throughout the school as "the only survivor of a major smuggling case". The Earth God apologized in a dream: "Insufficient authority, reincarnation failed. I am sorry for my lack of understanding - you can master any magic or martial arts after just one look." This hook really works. Taoist fighting? He glanced at the talisman and threw it back. Attack by superpowers? Learn the opponent's abilities after two punches, fuse his equipment on the spot and run away. At home, he keeps a talking white cat, a parrot spirit officer, a red-haired boy who can cut off buildings with one sword, a mobile phone with a blocked ID number, and a noisy rainbow fairy. He just wants to finish college safely. But the Taoist family, the supernatural organization, and the magic association all focused on him.