It’s a High-Martial World Now, So Who Still Fights Fair?

[High Martial] + [Comedy] As spiritual qi revived and the myriad races invaded, Su Yu awakened the [Emotional Meltdown System] at this darkest hour. As long as he made people feel negative emotions like anger, speechlessness, or despair, he could draw “concept-level, absurdly bizarre items”! Looking at the demonic beasts descending from the sky and the comrades beside him ready to die without hesitation, Su Yu had an epiphany. He could save the world, but he’d do it his way. And so, the whole tone of the story went completely off the rails. The school heartthrob was showing off on the arena. Su Yu quietly pulled out a megaphone. “So you’re the genius everyone talks about? You even got your hair done for a fight. Are you here for a talent show?” [Ding! +999 meltdown points from the school heartthrob!] When the beast tide came, everyone else fought for their lives, while Su Yu quietly set up a speaker for square dancing. [Ding! +888 meltdown points from a million ferocious beasts!] The alien commander laid siege to the city, his oppressive presence bearing down on the whole world. Su Yu hacked into the global livestream and, in front of tens of billions of people, began to read aloud, with deep feeling, the commander’s cringeworthy emo diary from his younger days... [Ding! The alien commander’s Daoist heart has crumbled. +9999 meltdown points!] At last, one day, Su Yu infiltrated the aliens. Facing the final boss of the entire universe, he pulled out a keyboard connected to the whole universe. Boss (in total despair): “Please stop insulting me! I’m depressed, okay?!” A reporter asked, “God Su, as your acceptance speech, is there anything you’d like to say to the whole universe?” Su Yu smiled faintly. “Actually, everyone here is trash.” [+99999999... meltdown points from the entire universe!...]