I Told You to Be a Simp, Not a Billionaire!

“I don’t need your charity.” The aloof campus belle slapped a bank card down in front of me, her gaze defiant. I didn’t even look at it. “You don’t need charity? Fine. Work it off. Twenty yuan an hour.” She froze, biting her lip as she glared at me. “...One million? Do I have to work fifty thousand hours?” I smiled. “That’s right. Take your time paying it back. Better yet, spend your whole life doing it.” Qin Zhao was so broke that he had only 17.8 yuan left on his meal card. Everyone at school knew it. Then, at the school anniversary charity sale, a rich second-generation heir publicly humiliated the aloof campus belle by flaunting 100,000 yuan. Amid the crowd’s laughter, Qin Zhao awakened the 【Misunderstanding Cashback System】. Whenever people mocked or misunderstood him for spending money, he could earn a massive cash rebate! “One million. I’ll take it.” The whole school exploded. Everyone thought he was an utterly shameless simp, selling everything he owned and taking out online loans to fund it. Only Qin Zhao could hear the System’s notifications and see his balance shoot up in an instant: “Insult me! Keep it coming! The more you think I’m a sucker, the more money I make!”