League of Legends: Reborn in Season 5, Rebuilding the Era of Korean Imports

A Reborn Diary: Season 5:

My name is Xu Peisen.

I was reborn in Season 5, an era when countless people were clamoring to sign Korean imports.

While everyone was celebrating EDG's victory over SKT and its MSI championship, I knew this would be the LPL's last dawn.

The era of relying on Korean imports can't be trusted. It's time for me to step in.

I'll turn Soft-footed Tiger into the fearsome General Tiger of the top lane, and train Spicy Fragrance into the God of Pots, ready to charge into battle without a second thought. And... hold on, is this ADC who loves getting tilted also reborn?

Things are getting even more interesting.

Uzi's Reborn Diary:

I've been reborn! I'm going to win the championship! I'm going to rule the LPL and League of Legends!

I want the heavens to never again obscure my sight, and the earth to never again have room for me!

But something's strange.

Why do the supposedly unbeatable strategies from the future that I come up with keep getting countered by some guy I've never even heard of in my memories?

Why do I keep hearing snatches of “The Lonely Warrior” outside my dorm in the dead of night?

Why does that “divine song” keep ringing in my ears, and why is the floor under my bed covered with huge posters of a red-hot Rumble?

Damn it, none of this should exist in Season 5! Why is this happening?!