Yan Chixia, a Chatty Mortal Taoist Priest

Everyone in the world knows that Yan Chixia of Zhongnan Mountain is the ceiling of the demon subduing world. Legend has it that he has a curly beard, is eight feet tall, can split black mountains with one sword, and can trigger thunder from the sky with his spells, so that evil spirits can escape wherever he goes. Until Lanruo Temple in Guobei County was haunted and seven young men disappeared in three months, the county magistrate finally invited this living god to the temple. Then everyone was dumbfounded: This handsome, fair-skinned middle-aged man with a mouth faster than a machine gun, who calculated the deposit and material fees upon meeting, was this Yan Chixia who killed without blinking an eye? There is no sword flying, no calling the wind and rain, just a backpack of quicklime, chili powder and stinky tofu juice. Faced with Nie Xiaoqian, a 996 worker-girl ghost, and the dryad landlord grandma who was overwhelmed by mortgage loans, Yan Chixia took out her well-polished abacus: "The 50 taels of silver I paid to help you repair the roof of Lanruo Temple three years ago, based on three-thirds interest, totals 127 taels, 3 taels and 4 cents with interest. It must be settled today!" A ridiculous wage battle began.