They Say I Can Fuck Aliens

--- Introduction to the work My name is Huang Yunfeng, and I have always been second since childhood. The primary school teacher asked who thought he could win first place. Forty-nine hands in the class were raised, but I didn't. The teacher asked why, and I said that if the base needs to collapse in the first place, then the second one is fine too. Everyone says I am a genius - calm, precise, able to find optimal solutions to the most complex situations. Only I know, I just looked at the options and chose one at random.