I Am Not the God of Football, but the God of Gou.

The day the youth training coach called me useless, Lao Bei sent a message: "Lao Gou, are you pretending to be young again?" When Lao Ma was alive, he would call me every birthday. At the retirement ceremony of Bald Qi, I was eating hot dogs in the last row of the audience. The era of Xiao C and Xiao Mei's pride? I watched their masters play football. In the 2026 World Cup, I will stand on the field as a 17-year-old rookie. The reporter asked me who my idol was. I said: They are all pretty awesome. What I didn't say was—they all called me Lao Gou. I'm not the God of Football - I'm the God of Gou!