My Tomb-Raiding Novel Came True? Let Me Explain, Everyone

[Overpowered protagonist + hilarious contrast + wild speculation + forced displays of power + the national team begs him to carry them] Su Jing transmigrates to a parallel world where history has a massive gap and everyone is obsessed with archaeology. Just to make ends meet, he publishes a book called The Years I Spent Raiding Tombs. He only wants to quietly make a living as a plagiarist. Who could have known that the national archaeological team would livestream their excavation of a gigantic ancient tomb in the Qinling Mountains, only to encounter a deadly chain of ancient traps and suffer heavy casualties! At the critical moment, viewers across the internet flood the chat: “Professor Chen! Don't force your way through! Read God Su's novel, the safe passage is in the northwest corner!” With no other options, the archaeological team follows the novel's guide and actually escapes with their lives! The whole internet erupts overnight. The authorities shower him with a million in tips, begging for updates and guides, while the police show up at his door in the middle of the night with a livestream camera to check his water meter! Facing fifty million viewers, Su Jing wants to cry as he swears to the heavens: “Please believe in science! The novel is pure fiction. I'm just a nobody whose books flop. I've never even killed a chicken!” As soon as he finishes speaking, a police dog tears open a snakeskin bag in the corner. A century-old black donkey's hoof, reeking of corpses, rolls out. The whole internet goes completely wild: “What the hell, you say it's a dog chew toy? Who keeps a century-old black donkey's hoof at home?!” “You even marked the sacrificial pits clearly, and you call this pure fiction?” “Stop pretending. You're definitely a grandmaster tomb raider. This is your old crime journal, isn't it?” “Master Su, quit hiding it. Just admit you're a tomb robber!” Forced to enter a tomb, Su Jing comes face to face with a thousand-year-old blood corpse and instinctively uses the two-finger technique of the Faqiu lineage! Su Jing spreads his hands helplessly: “You might not believe me, but I really developed this finger strength from typing on my keyboard.”