Please Call Me Nuo God!

[Folk Nuo Opera | Chinese Horror | Hilarious Counter-Routine | Thoughts on Beliefs] The temple is in ruins, the wind is blowing around the beams, hundreds of ghosts are walking around at night, and no one dares to take a step inside. Only Chi Li, sitting in the ruined temple, wearing a ferocious Nuo mask, was responsible for suppressing evil. As an orthodox Nuo god who guards one side and drives away evil spirits, he is originally worshiped by people and respected by all ghosts. Until one day, the excavator stopped at the door. Seeing those people pointing fingers at the small temple, laughing and scornfully, Chi Li fell silent. After thousands of years of practice, he suppressed countless evil spirits and escaped hundreds of years of disasters. I never expected that I would almost fall into the hands of modern demolition. A dark wind suddenly rose, Nuo Mian opened his eyes, and a violent aura swept across the countryside. In order to defend the temple, Chi Li slowly stood up and his voice was cold and terrifying, making the surrounding wind suddenly stop: "Are you tired of living? Don't you know my name?" "Then just listen." "Suppressing evil spirits and driving away disasters is my lifelong duty." "Remember, I am the Nuo God—Chi Li!" I thought it was a Chinese horror script with a vicious god coming to the world and a bloody opening. The next second, the office director called: "Who asked you to cause trouble? They are not here to demolish the temple, but to build it for you!" The horror is real, and the funny is also real! The ferocious Nuo god stays in the world, tearing apart evil spirits and breaking folk customs while adapting to modern life and staging hilarious daily routines. People all over the world have said that they have seen the Nuo god dancing in the flower mountain. He must be a gentle person who loves flowers. Chi Li raised his eyebrows and tightened his ferocious mask: "Shut up and please call me Nuo God." (Orthodox folklore thriller + nonsensical hilarious reaction