Ape Points! Growing up from Being a Cannon Fodder Captain

My name is Albie. To put it mildly, he is called the Captain of Ten; to put it worse, he is the leader of the cannon fodder team. Of the seven men I have, none of them can fight, that is, no one obeys me. I gave Gold a stick and he surrendered, my hand became swollen. Then the superiors said: Attack the city. In Gray Rock Town, the wall was so high that my neck broke. The elite said they haven't arrived yet, you go first. I climbed up the ladder and was hit by an arrow, which pierced my shoulder. The third-level captains of ten thousand fought each other on the city wall, and their intestines were dragged all over the ground. I applauded nearby and was almost shocked to death by the aftermath. Ming Jin withdraws his troops. The city was not captured, and two of the team died. I'm alive. I'm alive not because I'm strong, but because the author won't let me die. No cheats. There is no system. There is no grandpa. Life is my only hang-up, but this hang-up doesn't seem to work very well. Ask for reinforcements. Ask for a raise. Please reattach the broken finger. Please don't let me climb the ladder again. … Forget it, pretend I didn't say it. Return the weapon to me, and I will lead the next charge.