Taoist Priest, This Can't Be Done!

My name is Li Zizi, and I am just a half-assed Taoist priest, but my whole life has been the opposite of my name. When I was a child, my family was poor. When I was three years old, my mother ran away with someone else. When I was five years old, my father also went out to work. It was my grandparents who raised me. Grandpa said that my life was bad, so he taught me some skills so that I could have a way to make a living in the future. Fortunately, I still have some talent in this area, and I learned a lot. When I was 8 years old, I had an inexplicable dream. In the dream, there was a woman who was both familiar and unfamiliar. She said she was my wife, but my wife? I was only 8 years old! Originally, I just thought it was a dream. After all, would you believe the things in the dream? But when she was 18 years old, she appeared again. "Little Taoist Priest, long time no see!"