I Am a Demon King Saving the World, Is That Not Reasonable?

Is your world on the brink of collapse? Is your era nearing its end? Is civilization trapped in a vicious cycle? Has the Heavenly Dao System hit a bug?

Don’t panic! Call our hotline right away and ask for Abyssal Demon King Dispatch Co., Ltd., your local experts in cross-dimensional crisis management!

Our company has a long history and all the proper credentials. We specialize in “world rescue and reboot” services, offering a one-stop, high-standard, highly efficient solution to save the world (and provide any necessary related services):

Core services: civilization reboot (soft or hard format), forced era transitions, guided reincarnation for designated species, and job placement for redundant deities.

Additional services: polishing, refurbishing, and reassembling continental plates; adjusting and maintaining planetary axes; temporarily extending the lifespans of stars; buying back and exchanging secondhand stellar cores; patching loopholes in Heavenly Dao rules and reinstalling the System (backups subject to circumstances); extracting civilization’s sparks and sealing them in wax for safekeeping.

Specialty services: mediating disputes over causality, consolidating and pruning timelines, maintaining dimensional membranes, and protecting philosophical concepts from pests.

We have a vast roster of experienced professional demon kings, equipped with standard Abyssal-operation AI assistants. Our procedures are standardized, and we have extensive experience. Whether your world is facing a decline in spiritual energy, memetic contamination, the gaze of outer gods, machine awakening, or simply a deadly rat race, we can tailor the most cost-effective and efficient rescue plan for you.

Bulk discounts available. Installment payments accepted in the form of planar origins, crystallized faith, or rare laws. Upon completion, we issue official invoices bearing universal macrocosmic certification, so you can claim reimbursement without a worry.

Special notice: Our company accepts no liability for actual world destruction resulting from a failed rescue