Celestial Master Descends the Mountain: Wait, This Taoist Is Actually Serious

He came out of seclusion to find the whole world full of fake celestial masters.

An Yu, the Kunlun Daoist Sect’s greatest prodigy, was sent down the mountain by his master to spread the true teachings of the Dao.

He thought that with his peerless mastery of thunder magic and talismans, he could make the world worship him in no time.

Instead, Wang the Half-Immortal, a street fortune-teller, accused him of stealing his business.

In a livestream, Perfected Taiqing could splash some talisman water around and earn a hundred thousand a day.

Even female internet celebrities dared to invite fox spirits to possess them, saying, “Come on, everyone, send me a rocket! I’ll ward off bad luck for you tonight.”

An Yu looked at the lightning crackling in his palm and began to doubt himself.

“Is my real skill… actually not as good as their sales pitch?”

To prove that the Daoist faith still existed and had not fallen into decline, he was forced to livestream, join the scene, and pit his wits and spells against a bunch of fake Daoists.

Then one day, a thousand-year-old vengeful ghost slaughtered its way through a livestream, and all the masters fled in panic.

An Yu silently took out a Nine-Thunder Demon-Suppressing Talisman. “Hey, it’s just a little ghost. What are you all running for?”

Afterward, the whole internet went wild!

“Holy crap! A real celestial master has come down the mountain. This is a straight-up dimensional beatdown!”

“Please, Celestial Master, help me live longer!”

“Waaah, I’ve been single for thirty years. Please help me cut off these rotten romantic entanglements!”