A Clown at the Heavenly Queen's Concert? Give Me the Mic

An Xiu happily went with his girlfriend to see the Empress of Pop's concert. The Empress of Pop asked his girlfriend, “Did you come alone?” His girlfriend held up one finger and nodded excitedly. Well, damn! Had he become her pathetic simp, a clown in front of thousands? With the spotlight shining on him and countless audience members watching for the show, An Xiu was furious and ready to explode! “Wall Pin! All conditions met. System activated. Please complete your first mission choice.” [Choice One: Accept in silence and willingly let her cheat on you. Reward: a green hat.] [Choice Two: Rebuke your girlfriend, condemn her behavior, and angrily storm out. Reward: 50,000 yuan in cash.] [Choice Three: Signal to the staff to hand you the microphone, then go onstage and sing. Reward: legendary singing ability and access to the global song library.] In that case, I'll make her regret it for the rest of her life with a song called The Empress of Pop! The Empress of Pop was dumbfounded and began questioning her life. “Wait! Who's actually putting on this concert? How did I become the supporting act?”