After the Emperor of Heaven Ran Away, I Became the Fire-Fighting Captain of the Three Realms

My name is Zhang Yuanzhou, and I was an operation and maintenance engineer in my previous life. Thanks to my work, I traveled through time and got the Emperor of Heaven for nothing. But on the first day I took office, I noticed something was wrong. The previous Emperor of Heaven deleted the library and ran away without leaving even a single line of notes. The Tiandao system is a version 4,600 years ago. It has no documentation, no monitoring, and no backup. All "automation" is based on the gods' slaps on the forehead. Yue Lao's marriage database is locked every day, the God of Wealth's wealth interface times out all year round, and the Nantianmen teleportation array is about to collapse at any time. By then, the heavens will lose their incest in the mortal world, and they will be collectively finished. I tried to talk to these gods about agile development, SLA guarantees and disaster recovery drills, and they asked me if I had practiced some kind of strange silence. There was no other way, so I started reading logs, fixing bugs, and refactoring. Their cultivation of immortality relies on sudden enlightenment, while my cultivation of immortality relies on operation and maintenance. Later, the gods gave me a Taoist title, "Never-Downtime God".