Galaxy Street Service Guide

There is still 900,000 left in the mortgage, and there are 90 seconds left in the universe. I, Lin Yuan, a former social worker, am now a temporary worker in the "Universe Street Office". The main KPI is to collect the energy of human beings who "will not accept death" and renew the subscription of this universe server that is about to go bankrupt. So my daily work became: go to the Wujiang River to stop Xiang Yu from committing suicide ("Who will be responsible for Jiangdong's KPI if you die?"), Help Qin Shihuang optimize big data reports in Xianyang Palace ("Your Majesty, it's time for the Great Wall Firewall to be upgraded!"), And persuade Zeus not to always use lightning to attack the company's Wi-Fi. Later, players regarded this as a holographic game, the gods clamored for five insurances and one fund, and silicon-based civilization asked me to teach them to write poetry. My boss scolded me for disrupting the order of the universe. I looked at my salary slip, and then at the group of heroes, gods and monsters behind me who were crippled by my deception, as well as the sand sculpture players who were teaching the terracotta warriors and horses to dance "Subject Three". Sighing, he slapped his resignation letter on his boss's desk. "The end of the universe is the public examination, but my position is a temporary worker - today, I want to turn this broken universe into our playground."