Wait a Minute, There Will Be Calamity

"Fellow Taoist, I see that your face is full of stagnant energy, withered and black like rotten wood and wet with ashes, and covered with dirt. This is the sign of the leakage of your soul..." "What do you mean by Pindao?" "This calamity is extremely severe, but there is room for resolution. I have a banner. As long as my fellow Taoist sheds his physical body and his spirit enters my banner to practice, he can escape from this calamity." "Why are you swearing? Rotten wood cannot be carved! Although I don't know Taoism, I know a little bit about boxing." "Come, come, come, let me help you get rid of this calamity!"