Haunted House Agency, Only Sells Haunted Houses

Others sell their houses to make money, but I sell my houses to give away ghosts. A low-priced haunted house, with dedicated personnel to assist you, and you will receive a "permanent neighbor" upon moving in. Don't check the past of the house, don't look in the mirror in the middle of the night, don't ask me why I feel cold all over. Because you are never the only one living in this house.