Hogwarts: This Holy Light Is Disturbingly Righteous

Puni: "Voldemort above! This magic world is way too interesting! What a pity I couldn't reform Mom."

Bellatrix: "I don't know. I sent someone to strangle this fellow who was my son in name, and he killed me instantly with a ray of holy light."

Regulus: "That crazy cousin dying is no great loss, but my nephew is a true genius! Not only is he a Seer, he also has a head for business!"

Lucius: "Yes, he is indeed a greedy fellow. As his uncle by marriage, I am very pleased, but why is he in Ravenclaw?"

Sirius: "Wait, we're both uncles. How come you only rescued your younger brother? What about me?"

Puni: "Forget about it. Don't you think I look very holy?"

Voldemort: "Are you holy? Why do you look even more like the Dark Lord than I do?"

Light poured from Puni's entire body. He looked righteous to the point of being sinister as he followed Voldemort, whispering affectionately in his ear.

"Little Tom, I really need you to help me cultivate."

The professors of Hogwarts nodded in satisfaction at the sight.

"Look at that child. How lively he is, even the Dark Lord is willing to play with him."

Puni grabbed Voldemort and refined him in an instant!

He turned around and smiled sweetly.

"Yes, everything is easy and bright, with absolutely no dark and heavy secrets."

What? Someone still doesn't believe it?

Then line up. I'll give you all a holy-light buff!