Hogwarts: I'm a Dragon Knight, Not the Dark Lord

Reporter: “A wizard who doesn't want to be a dragon rider isn't a good Dark Lord.” Did you say that?

Modi: I really never said that. I don't want to be a Dark Lord, either. I just want to soar freely through the sky with Mansa.

You ask who Mansa is? Oh, she's a Hebridean Black Dragon. It's perfectly normal for a dragon rider to have a dragon, right?

As for that Dark Lord you mentioned?

It's all rumors, all slander! If you don't believe me, ask Voldemort!

Reporter: But I heard you reduced Voldemort to ashes?

Modi: It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Don't make things up! If you don't believe me, ask Dumbledore!

Reporter: But I heard you made the great White Wizard cry?

Modi: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! If you don't believe me, ask Harry Potter!

Reporter: But I heard Harry Potter is terrified of you?

Modi:?! Wait, are you trying to pick a fight? Someone, close the door and release Mansa!

Reporter: Dark Lord, you're the Dark Lord!

Modi: I'll say it again: I'm a dragon rider, not the Dark Lord!!!