Monk Showing Off: Brother Bird Wants to Find Me a Wife

Traveling to Wangxian Village, Lin Ye was forced to inherit the filthy name "Goudan". After his parents died unexpectedly, he grew up eating the food of hundreds of families. His biggest belief in life is to "eat, sleep and play beans". I wanted to live a happy life, but I was encouraged by the immortal to embark on the path of cultivation, and also unlocked a strange side effect. The more I practiced, the more sleepy I became. I could practice, but I could only practice a little, and I mainly focused on "discipline practice". Unexpectedly, one day, a jet-black black-feathered thrush descended from the sky and shouted at him: "Boy, do you want a wife or not?" Before Lin Ye could react, he was trapped by this strange feathered bird. The "wife" the black bird calls is actually the Holy Land fairy who is chasing it! The fairy didn't give him a chance to explain. A misunderstanding set the two of them on a wonderful adventure. What's even more disgusting is that this bastard bird poured all the trouble it caused on him. Lin Ye looked at the inexplicable extra fairy magic weapon on his waist and just wanted to shout: "I just want to sleep peacefully and practice. Don't cause trouble to me, stinky bird!" It's hard to show off, but it's even harder to show off a monk, especially when there's a cheating bird next to you and a life-seeking fairy behind you...