Urban Folklore: Starting from the Sale of Funeral Parlors

My name is Shen Nian, and I am a second-generation undertaker who was tricked by a cheating father into inheriting a family business with an annual turnover of 20 million. I, a materialistic second-generation funeral person who has been afraid of ghosts since childhood, was forced to uncover the hidden veil of the Shen Family Funeral Home in the west of the city. Our museum undertakes all kinds of modern funeral services, focusing on the one-stop service of "Yin and Yang Interconnection". The projects are as follows: [Live streaming] (Special offer for the Ghost Festival: Authentic Jinsi Nan urn, carefully selected by ancestors, villa-level enjoyment) [Restoration of Remains] (God-level burial, reshaping of broken bones, hands-on work by modern painters) [Mourning Hall Layout] (Feng Shui to suppress evil spirits, tailor-made, underworld interior space design) [Cremation] (rapid ascension to heaven, moisture-proof ashes, master of high-temperature physics) Additional hidden value-added items: [Midnight takeaway] [Cross-border dream refutation] [Mediator and ghost dispute] [Dating and socializing on behalf of ghosts] [Burning tens of billions of ghost money] [Customized burial blind box] [Haunted House Sleep Trial Review] [Midnight Psychological Counseling for Haunted Ghosts]... For more hard-core business, please look for the only designated intern boss of the Shen Family Funeral Home in the west of the city: Shen Nian. Contact number: ███████████ (Please do not call after midnight, it may not be the person who answers the phone) Warm reminder: This restaurant guarantees a five-star rating from Yin and Yang, but the boss is timid, so please do not tap him on the shoulder from behind in the middle of the night!