I Support My Sect by Fortune Telling

In this world of immortality, which is proud of its "volume", there is a "Ling Ping Sect" that is about to close down. At first, there were only five people in the whole sect. They were too poor to even build a mountain-protecting formation, but they were all "talents" with unique painting styles. The leader Dian Xinghe's fortune-telling relies entirely on nonsense. "Blood disaster = being bitten by a mosquito" is a routine operation, but the bloodline of the first generation leader comes with the "occasionally accurate" buff. … Junior sister Song Zhizi is a walking "explosion master". She blew up the latrine four times and the kitchen N times. She invented the spiritual energy booster injector specially designed to blast the sect, but unexpectedly unlocked her talent for formations. What's even more outrageous is that Guichen, the boss of the Tribulation Period, used a broomstick that could sing out of tune, so he used melon seeds as a "human figure" in the sect, and conveniently drove away the Qingyun Sect who came to kick the tavern. The senior brothers from the ancient Lying Ping Sect three thousand years ago are returning to the team one after another. The boss in the transformation stage teaches the young junior sister about blasting formations, and the senior accountant teaches how to get started with financial collapse. Even the head of the Qingyun Sect was abducted by Gong Fenghuang and sent a huge thank you gift. The young master of the Shen family went to Beijing to seek revenge, but was bribed with a meal and threatened to bring someone to visit next time. Hot searches on the Immortal Network were slaughtered by them every day, and those seeking fortune-telling, apprenticeships, and spectators crowded through the gates. However, everyone in the Lying Ping Sect still went their own way - farming when they should, blowing up houses when they should, and eating melon seeds when they should. He is so poor that he can still be happy even if he eats carrots, and he is calm enough to be trending in hot searches every day. After all, with a big boss in the tribulation period to control the situation, blessings from ancient inheritance, and a group of noisy family members, this broken sect is getting more and more prosperous the longer it stays!