Eating Fungi to Cultivate Immortality

The master said that there are no immortals in this world. And he will spend ten years boiling stones to become the first immortal in the world! He also said that I was blessed with immortality and was a good spiritual stone that could withstand thousands of cookings. I believed it, so I "suffered" in the pot for year after year... Actually I know he is lying. If there weren't that "lying mushroom" that can make people fall into delusion; And the "Truth Mushroom" that allows people to see the truth of everything; I'm afraid I won't be able to survive now. Finally, I couldn't act anymore. The master looked at me steaming in the vat and smiled kindly: "My good disciple, the heat has arrived, it's time to ascend to heaven!" I also laughed: "No, master, the heat is up, it's time to hit the road!"