I Work the Night Shift at a Funeral Home

My name is Xu Sangeng, and I am a night shift security guard at a funeral home. My colleagues told me three things: first, don't open the door when you hear crying; second, don't turn on the flashlight when you see a dark figure; third, if you encounter a woman in a red dress who comes to identify the body, immediately hide in the freezer and count down to 300 times. I did that, and then I found those three hundred corpses in the freezer, all with their eyes open, counting them for me.