Learn from Experience? I Will First Study Five Hundred Years of Hemorrhoids

[Anti-routine Journey to the West + Prehistoric Delay + Black-faced Tang Monk + Record of the Collapse of Buddhism] In the tenth reincarnation, Tang Seng awakened. In his previous nine lives, he died on the way to obtain Buddhist scriptures. In this life, he saw through the Buddhist scam and activated the [Sutra-seeking delay system]. As long as you delay learning from the scriptures, you can achieve prehistoric cultivation! So: "Guanyin, I have a sprained foot. I need to rest for three years." "Buddha, Liangjieshan is going to build real estate, and the construction period will be twenty years." "Great Sage, don't be in a hurry. Let's study the pathology of hemorrhoids first." Sun Wukong: "Master, are you playing me?" Tathagata looked at the 0.01% Progress bar and fell into deep thought. Guanyin looked at the soaring incense and hesitated to speak. When Tang Monk secretly broke through Daluo Jinxian and held an engineering team of 100,000 heavenly soldiers... He smiled at Lingshan: "Learning scriptures? No rush, let's talk about the share of incense first."