Please Don't Lie to Adventurers

Traveling to another world is not like this! You should call me the Brave Lord and arrange super cool characteristics, and then let the princess beg me to defeat the devil and save the world. You should arrange some female knights and saints to form a team along the way, and then cultivate goodwill and fight monsters to upgrade along the way. Finally defeat the devil and save the world! How come I am so poor that I can't even afford food? Forget it, it's more important to make money and eat. However, those of you who are commissioned to issue tasks must be so careful when issuing tasks? We adventurers have always been honest. Now that we have accepted your order, we will do what we say whether we are digging out the ancient red dragon's lair or stealing the legendary lich's phylactery. Can't you say it clearly? Why does the mission client always feel that he can treat adventurers as random pawns in the "perfect plan"? Do you know how many great conspiracies have failed like this? How about the villains learn from the bard's story? Lamented the legendary bard, Kalder Rowenmere. "If you can't shut up that foul mouth that's enough to annoy a brass dragon, get out and keep vigil!" A roar came from the other side of the camp. This book is also known as: "Because I had no money to be a mage, I changed my profession to become a bard", "None of the cards I used to run my teammates' cars were human beings" Keywords, DND, bard, adventurer.