The Vegetable Garden of the Retired Dragon King

My name is Ao Guang, and I was the Dragon King of the East China Sea before retirement. After being laid off by Tianting, I rented a two-acre greenhouse on the outskirts of the city. I wanted to quietly grow some organic vegetables for my retirement. As a result, I got off to a bad start on the first day - the cumulonimbus cloud above my head that had been following me for six thousand years refused to disperse and chose to rain on my neighbor's ground, causing me to lose three packs of cigarettes. This is not the end. My pile of "dragon dung" was found to be top-grade organic fertilizer. Immortal cultivators swarmed in, grabbing vegetables and digging soil. The weasel spirit came to steal the vegetables, the Dragon Palace of the West Sea came to persuade them to retreat, and the Queen Mother sent people to ask for vegetables to be used as fertilizer for the peaches. I poured six thousand years of cultivation into the ground and told them: Want spiritual energy? Grow your own. So, a group of immortal cultivators who couldn't even hold a hoe, plus a weasel who stole food, and an old man next door who discovered the truth formed the most outrageous farming training class in the three worlds. Three years later, my vegetable garden became a popular spot for internet celebrities. It turns out that the destination of gods is not necessarily heaven, it can also be a greenhouse, a patch of cucumbers, and a group of clumsy but serious people. ——And, I finally understood that the sense of solidity of mortals is heavier than the Crystal Palace of Dragon Palace.