I Am Poor and She Is Unlucky, but We Are Conceptual Gods

[About me and my poor boss, being broadcast live around the world] I am Li Yu, a conceptual poor guy who makes all the gods and Buddhas in the world tremble in their wallets when they hear my name. She is Zhu Roubao, a regular unlucky person whose teeth are blocked even when drinking cold water. The strangeness is coming, it is broadcast live all over the world, and the national destiny is bound. Failure, and our world will become a weird breeding ground. While other "Chosen Ones" were struggling to survive in the horrific dungeon, the two of us were thinking hard: "Should this BOSS go bankrupt first or get bad luck first?" "If we go together, won't we look too bullying and weird?" And the most important survival issues: How to save the world and at the same time recoup the specialties of the weird world...!