Three Kingdoms: Reborn as Cao Ang, I Really Just Want to Die

A modern heir to a fortune worth tens of billions has his soul transmigrate into Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who shares his name in the Three Kingdoms era. "What did I do to deserve this? How did I end up transmigrating?" It's the eve of the Battle of Wancheng in Jian'an Year Two. Cao Cao is indulging in beautiful women, and Zhang Xiu is on the verge of rebellion. Gazing at the unfamiliar ancient battlefield, Cao Ang is terrified. In this chaotic age, one careless step could get him killed, couldn't it? Fortunately, the moment the System binds to him, it offers a glimmer of hope: If he's killed, his soul returns to the modern era. He can inherit his fortune and unlock perks that double his wealth! Overjoyed, Cao Ang immediately launches his "death-seeking plan." He sends away the guards outside his tent, dismantles the defenses, and charges straight at Zhang Xiu's soldiers, hoping to die and go home. But things don't go as planned. His loyal guards rush back to rescue him, and five hundred men somehow defeat five thousand enemies! To get himself killed, Cao Ang takes things even further and completely lets loose: He volunteers to serve as an envoy, deliberately taunting Zhang Xiu's camp by declaring, "A surrendered general can't be trusted." At Cao Cao's banquet, he bluntly admonishes him: "Lust ruins kingdoms." He even jokes about Dian Wei's twin halberds: "No matter how sharp a weapon is, it can't beat running fast." But everyone gets the wrong idea. They praise him for being upright and resourceful when he talks back to Cao Cao, and his provocation of Zhang Xiu only makes Zhang Xiu bow down to him. The more recklessly he courts death, the luckier he gets. The System keeps unlocking rewards, steadily improving his strength and intelligence, and even his enemies become his "assistants"! Cao Ang grabs Lü Bu by the collar and declares, "Fengxian, you're the mightiest warrior under heaven. Dare you take my life?" But Lü Bu bows respectfully. "Young lord, you possess the bearing of a dragon and phoenix, with a countenance as radiant as the sun. How could this general dare offend you?" He thought he'd eventually die in the course of conquering the realm, but strangely, why does his position keep getting more secure? Even worse, they've started calling me the greatest emperor of all time!