Writing a Diary in Douluo Dalu: Douluo 1 and 2 Have Both Gone Off the Rails

After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, Zhou Xu activated a diary System. All he had to do was write in his diary each day to earn rewards. The System also required him to start with Douluo I and deliver scathing reviews. The sharper his criticism, the richer the rewards! That was perfect. He'd start with Douluo I, expose the dirt on Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and the others, and roast all the goddesses, offending everyone equally. But he never expected his diary to be broadcast into Douluo I. Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and the others became laughingstocks, mocked by everyone and abandoned by their allies. The goddesses he criticized all came to their senses, broke with their pasts, and went on to live happy lives, grateful to the person who had written the diary. After finishing Douluo I, he moved on to Douluo II. “What do you mean, I can't criticize Douluo II after reviewing Douluo I?” “Did you think I'd let you off?” He'd originally planned to keep a low profile, focus on getting stronger, and build his career. But as he kept writing, Zhou Xu realized the female characters were all acting strangely. Ma Xiaotao and Wang Qiu'er were openly fighting over him. Zhang Lexuan, Tang Ya, and Xiao Xiao were also getting jealous of one another! The Ice and Snow Emperors took human form, the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm became female, and Gu Yuena awakened ahead of schedule and came to his door with the Auspicious Beast. Even Ye Guyi, Ju Zi, and Meng Hongchen had left their original factions and now revolved around him alone. Were they acting strange, or was he? It was only when he reached the Douluo I era through his diary that he realized: Qian Renxue: “One glimpse of Brother Xu, and I'm lovestruck for life. Bibi Dong, you old hag, get lost!” Hu Liena: “Master, forgive me, but I got here first!” Shui Bing'er, Huo Wu, and Bo Saixi all changed their fates! Zhou Xu: “Little Scumbag, you can rest easy now. I'll take care of your wife, so don't worry.”