The Most Slutty Senior Brother in History

"Elder brother, why are you glowing?" "What do you know? This is the gold content of Master's swordsmanship!" "Senior Brother Bai! Your Hundred Poison Elixir Pills have side effects. What are they?" "It's just squirting shit all over my body, it's not a big problem." "Master Qingxin, the eldest brother of the Qingxin Sect is doing all kinds of evil and causing our sect disciples to get involved in loan gambling. You must give us an explanation today!" "What senior brother? I don't have this apprentice. What? You don't believe it? Do you believe the slap of a poor man?"