Laughing Away Three Lifetimes of Snow

Lin Xiaoxing, an overworked office worker, was pulling an all-nighter to finish a proposal when a gulp of coffee went down the wrong pipe. When she opened her eyes again, she'd transmigrated into the most good-for-nothing outer disciple of Qingxuan Sect, the top sect of the mystic cultivation world. To make matters worse, she had a father who didn't care and a mother who didn't love her, and her fellow disciples bullied her so badly that she'd hidden in a latrine behind the mountain to cry.

To survive in a world where everyone was a cultivation bigshot, Lin Xiaoxing was forced to take up “office-worker-style cultivation”:

Alchemy? She roasted premium spirit herbs into charcoal and blew up an elder's alchemy room, then stubbornly insisted, “It's a new style of barbecue alchemy!”

Sword flight? The moment she stepped onto a sword, she fell face-first. She treated Sword Peak like a driving school and shouted, “Instructor, I want to retake the test!”

Even the stray cat she picked up was a tsundere ancient divine beast with a foul mouth, constantly complaining that “this stupid Host is bringing down the dignity of a divine beast.”

Most incredible of all, by sheer chance she got tangled up with Xie Wuyuan, the perpetually icy master of Qingxuan Sect.

Everyone else revered him like a god, but Lin Xiaoxing dared to clap him on the shoulder and call him “Brother Xie.” She used his life-bound magical treasure as a stress-relief squishy toy, and even brought him three pounds of braised snacks while he was in seclusion, claiming they were “for replenishing his energy.”