Rule Horror: Plants Vs. Zombies Gets Corrupted from the Start

The rules-based horror game of national destiny descends. Across the world, 197 countries randomly select chosen ones to enter the dungeons. If they fail, their country’s resources are cut in half, and an S-rank disaster strikes! Qin Yu, a transmigrator, is selected, but he draws the weakest faction, [Plant Gardener], which the whole world mocks. Surrounded by zombie hordes fielded by contestants from other countries, Qin Yu looks at the bloodstained slip of rules in his hand and smiles. [Dave’s Yard Survival Guide]: [Rule One: Dave is undergoing an indescribable ascension. No matter what chewing sounds come from inside the house, never turn around and look at the window!] [Rule Two: The Sunflower has a human face and loves compliments. But if it starts crying tears of blood, slap it immediately!] [Rule Three: The Wall-nut is a masochist. Insult it as much as you like. Its shell hardens when it gets excited.] While contestants from other countries command [Thug Zombies] and [Pole-Vaulting Wraiths] in attempts to break through the defenses, Qin Yu has already activated the [Eldritch Hybrid System]. “This zombie’s defense is too high?” “System, fuse the [Corpse-Eating Chomper] and the [Cherry Bomb]!” The next second, the [Explosive Devourer] bursts from the ground, opens its abyssal maw, swallows a zombie, and sets off a nuclear blast in its belly! To counter the Balloon Zombies attacking from above, Qin Yu plants [Cactus (Eyeball Tower)] + [Cattail (Netherworld Cat)] = [All-Seeing Eye: Tracking Venom Spikes]! Seven days later, contestants from other countries stare at the Cthulhu-like Dave behind Qin Yu, a mass made up of countless plant limbs, and the whole world breaks down. Qin Yu: “Honestly, as long as you leave my plants alone, I’m just a guy who grows crops…”