America, Please Respond

He transmigrates to America, starts out deep in debt, and lives in a Brooklyn slum? Mo Qin doesn't panic. Instead, he awakens the Education System! In this land of the free, anyone who means him harm will be forcibly dragged into an exam! Confronted by a violent thug? Mo Qin pushes up his glasses. “Student, answer this question: What was the significance of Qin Shi Huang's standardization of weights and measures?” The thug is baffled: ??? [Time's up! Punishment: ruler discipline!] [Wrong answer! Punishment: mental lashings!] This is a crushing advantage! From kindergarten arithmetic to reading comprehension in classical Chinese, Mo Qin uses five thousand years of knowledge to teach America how to grow up. “I said, put down the bie, bie, bie! It's time for morning reading!”