Everyone Summons Gods: I Summon Arnold

This is an era when everyone worships gods. As long as you summon the right deity or hero spirit to fight alongside you, you can gain all kinds of benefits. Some summon Lord Guan, making their blade techniques unstoppable. Some summon Saint Joan of Arc, gaining powerful spiritual awareness and an indomitable will. I summoned Arno. Along with getting a pointy head, I receive a random potion every day. Unconvinced, I summoned again and got Lao Ba, who gifts me a secret-recipe mini burger every day. I summoned again and got Dai Lanzi, who loses all his powers as soon as he gets into an undergraduate program. I summoned again... Tiger Bro, Knife Bro, the Medicine God, Sister Yu, the National Producer, the Lightning Five-Strikes Whip, an excavator operator... The apocalypse arrived. Faced with indescribable monsters, people fell back in wave after wave. Only I, Arno, transformed into a divine eagle, pointed one hand at the sky and the other at the ground, and shouted, “Aminos!” Then I grabbed a handful of cassava noodles and charged in with a “giao!”