Everyone Summons Gods: I Summon Arnold

This is an era in which everyone worships gods.

By summoning the right god or heroic spirit to fight by your side, you can gain all sorts of benefits.

Some summon Lord Guan, allowing them to master the blade with unmatched skill.

Some summon Saint Joan of Arc, gaining powerful spiritual sense and an invincible will.

I summoned Ah Nuo. Along with his pointy head, I get a random potion every day.

I didn’t believe it, so I summoned again. This time I got Lao Ba, who gives me a secret-recipe mini burger every day.

I summoned once more and got Dai Lanzi, who loses all his powers as soon as he gets into an undergraduate program.

Then I summoned... Brother Hu, Brother Dao, the Medicine God, Sister Yu, the National Producer, the Five Lightning Whips, an excavator driver...

The apocalypse arrived, and people retreated in wave after wave before the indescribable monsters.

Only I, Ah Nuo, transformed into a divine eagle, pointing one hand at the sky and one at the earth as I shouted, “Aminos!”

Then I grabbed a handful of tapioca starch noodles and charged in with a “giao!”