Waste Master

"Now, swear an oath to me!" The elder raised his right hand, "I voluntarily join Tiandao Academy, voluntarily accept the 996 blessing system of cultivating immortals, voluntarily..." "Wait a minute." Chu Xian whispered, "Which 'voluntary' is truly voluntary?" His voice was not loud, but it was particularly abrupt among the neat oaths. Several disciples in the front row turned back to glare at him. On the high platform, the elder's gaze shot like lightning: "That disciple! Come out!" Chu Xian's heart skipped a beat. It's over, you've traveled less than five minutes, and you're going to be treated like a model? [Strong resistance detected...] [Detected that the host died of overwork in his previous life...] [The current world involution index detected: 999 (extremely dangerous)...] [Meeting the binding conditions, the "Waste Master System" is being activated...] A series of cold mechanical sounds sounded in his head. Chu Xian was stunned. [Binding successful! [This system is dedicated to helping the host live a life of waste gracefully, stay away from involution, and cherish life] [Newbie mission release: Falling asleep at the opening ceremony] [Task Reward: Talent·Pretending to be Deaf (Elementary)] [Punishment for failure: Forced to recite "Struggle Sutra" three hundred times] Chu Xian looked at the translucent system panel in front of him, then at the elder whose face was getting darker and darker on the high platform, and then felt the almost solid competitive pressure around him. "Asleep?" He smiled bitterly, "On this occasion?"