Journey to the West: I Use My Mobile Phone to Subvert Heaven!

"500 Years?! 500 Years!! I am the number one genius in the mortal world, and when I came to heaven, I was asked to clean the stables for 500 years?!" "If you don't do it, others will do it. If you don't do it, get out!" "No, no, no, I'll do it, I'll do it!" "I'm super, why did this happen to me on my first day at work?" "Are you going to die just after graduation... What? This is... My mobile phone?!" [Fantasy, Golden Finger, Not the Virgin, Not Invincible, Journey to the West World View and Modernity]