Scientific Cultivation of Immortality: I Analyzed Spiritual Energy in College

In the lab, my spectrometer blew its last fuse. On the screen, the spiritual energy fluctuation curve that the instructor dismissed as "civilian fantasy" was reaching its peak. Then, the world cracked in my eyes - the light took on colors, the sounds took on layers, and there was an energy cyclone in my body that defied physics. They say this is cultivating immortality. But I am a Ph. D. Student in physics, and I only believe in data and experiments. So, I did a few things that would make a traditional monk's blood pressure soar: Smelting gold concentrate with an alcohol blowtorch; Use Dizhi powder to do a variable control experiment; Carve the protective formation into the USB disk circuit board; And tried to use the Schrödinger equation to explain the superposition state of "spiritual consciousness". Until the mysterious organization came to the door and handed over a strange crystal that made the monk's cultivation backward: "Analyze it, use your method." And in the darkness, the predator's bloody gaze has locked onto my Dantian. Now, my topic is clear: Use scientific methodology to deconstruct this awakening fantasy world. ——By the way, I will get 5,000 yuan to pay the rent before the end of the month.