Poor Taoist's Flying Sword Can't Be Stopped

After 996 social animal Li Xuanchen was PUAed by his boss, he traveled through time and became a poor Taoist priest of Sanqing Temple. He accidentally activated the ancestral out-of-control flying sword "Chasing the Wind" - this broken sword only has two modes: "acceleration" and "crash and stop". It is specially designed to fly wildly in sensitive areas such as the Immortal Sect Festival and the Demon Realm Banquet. It can be called the "King of Violations" in the Three Realms. In order to fulfill his dream of "opening a canteen and catching fish", Li Xuanchen was forced to escape on a flying sword: knocking over the toll booth in the fairy world, blowing up the demon king's enthronement banquet, entangled the marriage line of Yue Lao, turning the Queen Mother's peach banquet into a drowned rat, and transformed from a "money-making Taoist priest" to the "number one speeding criminal" jointly wanted by the three worlds. Along the way, he picked up some strange teammates: the foodie uncle who carried the artifact of dried salted fish, the cold-blooded law enforcement disciple who switched sides to make extra money, the fox demon who used traffic to bring goods, and even the arrogant demon king who was chasing him became the top brother in the live broadcast room. On the way to escape, you can earn fairy crystals by selling goods through live broadcasts, and generate income from mobile kiosks. The power of chaos can also unlock fancy skills, and you can fix the marriage book to tie the Demon King and Xian'e into happy enemies. From breaking through the conspiracy of fairies and demons to repairing the cracks in time and space, Li Xuanchen cheated all the way by relying on "loss of control is talent", and finally counterattacked and became the guardian of time and space, opened canteens all over the three realms and parallel worlds, and became a "universe-level money-making boss". And that flying sword that can never be stopped still knocks over the snacks of the Emperor of Heaven and knocks off the crown of the Demon King every day, writing the most ridiculous pyrotechnic legend in the three worlds with its never-ending loss of control.