Pick up Rags and Become Immortal

My name is Chen Goudan, a temporary worker who cleans toilets in Heaven. I was kicked down to earth for chewing the Jade Emperor's elixir. Nowadays, the world of cultivation is rolled up into twists, food is delivered during the golden elixir period, and goods are delivered live during the tribulation period. I have a poisonous tongue system bound to me. I can explode artifacts by picking up trash, and even cigarette butts can emit ashes from Laojun's furnace. Others rely on spiritual roots to cultivate, but I rely on garbage sorting to advance. My merit points are rising faster than hot searches. Is heaven going to let me go through a calamity? Sorry, I treat the mortal world as a stall, and the chain stores have opened to the underworld. Now that hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers are surrounding me, I take out the piece of Jade Emperor's wig with my backhand: Who dares to say that I am a waste?