Journey to the West: I Don't Want to Learn from Tang Sanzang

Laiyue Wenqi Tang Sheng traveled through "Journey to the West" and became Tang Sanzang. Faced with the long journey of seeking Buddhist scriptures, Tang Sheng said: "Searching for Buddhist scriptures? Becoming a Buddha? How can it be as comfortable as lying down!" As a result, the style of Journey to the West completely went astray. Sun Wukong was furious: "Master, it's already dawn, it's time to hit the road!" Tang Sheng wrapped himself tightly in the quilt: "Wukong, I was greedy last night and secretly ate three meat buns. I couldn't digest them. Let me sleep again..." Zhu Bajie hummed: "Master, how about leaving this banshee to me, the old pig, to cook?" Tang Sheng straightened his face: "Bajie, don't talk nonsense! You see how pitiful this female donor is, she must be very lonely inside. I will comfort her as a teacher..." Many years later, Tathagata: "It has been more than ten years since the pilgrimage team set out. Where are they now?" Guanyin: "Return to my Buddha, they... Are still in the land of daughters..." Tathagata: "???" Guanyin said: "That Tang Monk... Because of his talent and beauty, he has become the king of the daughter's country and is training a prince..." Tathagata: "..." Guanyin: "How about we choose a new Buddhist monk?" Tathagata: "Jin Chanzi is using another way... To save all sentient beings!"