Mirror: You Are so Ugly to Me

Programmer Lin Yi traveled to the Xuanling Continent, where summoning is revered, but received an "abnormal summoning system." Other people's mythical beasts, artifacts, and heroic spirits were majestic; but what he summoned was a talking salted fish, a broom that loved to strike, and a game-obsessed sword spirit. I originally wanted to cultivate immortality in a low-key manner, but I was forced to use these strange summons to stir up the storm - "Your Majesty, the beast you want to protect the country is here!" "What's going on with this salty fish that can complain?!" Let's see how the non-chief summoner uses the most unreliable lineup to make the whole world laugh.